I always felt a little bad for men. They have a HUGE limitation on how creative they can get with their looks. Women can transform themselves into a different person every day!
If I skip breakfast or eat some form of compressed nutrition on the way to work, I need to wake up 10 minutes prior to whenever I need to be at work.
And it takes me 7 minutes to walk to work. The other three are the approximate amount of time necessary to put pants, socks, shoes, and a coat on, and walk from bed to the front door.
Heck, I won’t even bother looking at the mirror if I’m not going to the bathroom anyway.
Sareen: Honestly, you won’t believe the transformation I can go through in “just” 30 minutes!
Me: Wait? JUST 30 minutes? The reason I have been having a buzz cut hair since 1990 is for the privilege of not even owning a comb! 30 second is more like it for me.
Thank you SO much for voting! The thing is, I really don’t want to spam my readers into voting for anything. If they really like it then they vote. So basically whenever people DO vote, it means sooo much more than actually forcing them to do it! So thank you!
This is true of many aspects of the male of our species — what you see is what you get at almost any time. There’s not much artifice (or art) in us guys. This is of course both a blessing and a curse.
It is a double standard. I’m a dude with long hair and sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and say, “If you went out like that as a female, you’d look homeless.”
*Cue the music from Buffalo Bill’s dance scene from Silence of the Lambs
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Hahahaha!! So true! But this means that women need to wake up even earlier to get the transformation done
Honestly, you won’t believe the transformation I can go through in just 30 minutes!
well … our no transformation take up to 10 min max
… actually i don’t even shave ! LOL
If I skip breakfast or eat some form of compressed nutrition on the way to work, I need to wake up 10 minutes prior to whenever I need to be at work.
And it takes me 7 minutes to walk to work. The other three are the approximate amount of time necessary to put pants, socks, shoes, and a coat on, and walk from bed to the front door.
Heck, I won’t even bother looking at the mirror if I’m not going to the bathroom anyway.
Sareen: Honestly, you won’t believe the transformation I can go through in “just” 30 minutes!
Me: Wait? JUST 30 minutes? The reason I have been having a buzz cut hair since 1990 is for the privilege of not even owning a comb! 30 second is more like it for me.
Haha well that’s the advantage of having extremely straight hair that won’t need combing!
If someone references this post and asks me for its validity, I will only respond: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
OMG The random cartoon that appeared next to my name kinda looks like me Sareen! Haha :O
Hahaha I’m glad you like it!
I’m going to make some more random ones soon.
by the way.. i voted for you on this link…
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you don’t want to promote it ?
Thank you SO much for voting! The thing is, I really don’t want to spam my readers into voting for anything. If they really like it then they vote. So basically whenever people DO vote, it means sooo much more than actually forcing them to do it! So thank you!
But we sleep longer (period)
This is true of many aspects of the male of our species — what you see is what you get at almost any time. There’s not much artifice (or art) in us guys. This is of course both a blessing and a curse.
It is a double standard. I’m a dude with long hair and sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and say, “If you went out like that as a female, you’d look homeless.”
*Cue the music from Buffalo Bill’s dance scene from Silence of the Lambs
SAD BUT TRUE……
heheheh 100%
Shockingly accurate.
This post clearly does not apply to male teenagers, overgrown male teenagers, or those guys from One Direction. Just saying.
Actually I couldn’t care less about how I look. In fact, I’d prefer to have something like this handy… http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110704182637/metalgear/images/9/9d/3267629414_71ec6126b0.jpg
Just brilliant. From now on, I’m going to make more effort to look like the one on the left. That’ll help fuel the gay rumours.
Those were rumors? I thought they were tr-… well this is awkward.
Hehe thank you Neal!
I Think I’m a man…
That’s definitely me !!
oh God so true… Even to shower my hair I have to wake up 2 hours earlier. Curly hair problem