Comments on: Why Programmers are Secretly Vampires

By: Jonathan Dieter

Jonathan Dieter — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 17:07:07 +0000

I don’t get what’s so funny. Using a PC mic as a source of entropy might be pretty useful, though there’s the obvious danger that the user (vampire?) might say the same thing twice, thus duplicating the random seed.

Now you’ll have to excuse me, but I’ve been out under the LED lightbulbs too much, and I’m starting to burn, so I need to go put on some sunscreen.

By: Ralph Nader

Ralph Nader — Wed, 05 Mar 2014 23:48:35 +0000

How did you know? you must be one of us

By: Chris K

Chris K — Tue, 21 Jan 2014 00:41:54 +0000

Ah-ha it is obvious now. Great one!

By: Mario Awad

Mario Awad — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 15:31:55 +0000

Awesome! I loved the jokes on the programmer’s shirt the most hahaha.

By: Tom Falco

Tom Falco — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 14:17:48 +0000

Ha. That explains it all.

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 14:06:56 +0000

Do vampires have bad humor too?
bad joke: Why is Christmas the same as Halloween? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31.
(decimal, octal … and the fact that I’m explaining it proves my lameness)

By: Michael Corley

Michael Corley — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 13:35:15 +0000

I swear I heard one say “C++, blah, blah!”

By: Mar

Mar — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 09:35:54 +0000

hahahaha I used to be a programmer ( 100% true) , now just a daily job

By: haitham

haitham — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 09:26:47 +0000

Where do we send donations?

By: Omar Doleymi

Omar Doleymi — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 07:54:46 +0000

I just googled it and this is what i found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

it has a binary solo in the end lol

By: sareen

sareen — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 07:29:59 +0000

Are you kidding me? Binary solo on guitar sounds awesome!

By: Omar Doleymi

Omar Doleymi — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 07:27:35 +0000

I do not talk like that, or Do I?
>.>
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I will go and play a binary solo on my guitar :/