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Oh Coffee

sareen — Thu, 18 Jan 2018 09:46:05 +0000

I hate you caffeine crash.

Dear Americans This is How the World Feels

sareen — Mon, 30 Jan 2017 07:19:11 +0000

Just an FYI. That’s all I’m saying.

Lebanese Abroad vs At Home

sareen — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 07:06:21 +0000

The worst offender in this list is standing in line. Seriously, how hard is it to create a damn queue?

Three Seconds After Marriage

sareen — Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:51:34 +0000

It’s not enough that Lebanese parents ask about this constantly, they also assume that there’s “something wrong” if couple want to wait first before having kids! Are you from a country where parents do this as well?

We have a new president…hooray I think?

sareen — Mon, 07 Nov 2016 07:02:18 +0000

I know I know I know, before I start getting comments I understand we have to be positive with the new president and prime minister (especially with an empty presidential seat for more than 2 years). I really do. But I’m just saying can we stop with the dancing in the streets and the “Zajal” [...]

Happy Birthday I Guess?

sareen — Tue, 18 Oct 2016 06:38:32 +0000

Why the heck do I draw beer bottles so big?! Those look like wine bottles to be honest.

Please Cheer Me Up!

sareen — Tue, 11 Oct 2016 06:08:39 +0000

For people like Karen…I don’t like you very much…

A Guide for Lebanese Government Employees

sareen — Thu, 11 Aug 2016 06:15:51 +0000

Of course, this guide assumes you had enough wasta to actually GET a job as a civil servant!

Lebanese in the Gulf

sareen — Tue, 26 Jul 2016 06:37:07 +0000

To the foreigners reading this, yes, Lebanese people are OBSESSED with meaningless “titles”.

This game is going TOOO far!

sareen — Wed, 20 Jul 2016 06:33:18 +0000

I’m not kidding, I saw a person going into the Men’s room yesterday searching for one. It’s absolutely nuts! How many of you are playing Pokemon Go?

I will aaallways know when you’re doing this!

sareen — Mon, 18 May 2015 06:41:23 +0000

Look, if you’re smiling at your screen while you’re supposed to be coding, it’s obvious you’re chatting with someone. No code can make someone that happy, I don’t care how efficient/smart/readable/simple it is! P.S I made a boo boo in the 4th panel! Excuse his skin toned teeth lol!

FRONT PAGE NEWS!

sareen — Mon, 11 May 2015 06:42:40 +0000

For the young people, newspapers are pieces of paper that publish the news! Also, what the heck CNN? Celebrity news should NOT be the leading story on your site!

Video Games are violent?

sareen — Mon, 04 May 2015 06:57:10 +0000

Who else was scared by that horrible witch in Snow White?! They made kids watch this crap?!

Your job sucks

sareen — Mon, 27 Apr 2015 06:46:29 +0000

I hate cubicles. I hate them so very much.The isolation they make you feel…They’re even worse than office-microwaved food.

Armenian Genocide

sareen — Mon, 20 Apr 2015 06:47:44 +0000

This year marks the 100th year that my ancestors along with more than a million other Armenians were brutally massacred or deported on death marches through the Syrian desert during the Armenian Genocide. I pray that we’ll have our day for a fair trial. #NeverForget I’ll leave you with a quote by the great writer [...]

If this movie happened in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 13 Apr 2015 08:22:41 +0000

I think I’d totally watch this one! The staring as they’re stuck in traffic can get pretty intense! Meanwhile, I’m honored to say this post was a cross-collab between the highly talented and hilarious Karl Sherro and myself. Check out his hilarious article on Beirut to be turned into a parking lot! In other [...]

Oh my God I need COFFEE!

sareen — Mon, 06 Apr 2015 06:35:09 +0000

Look, if you take a ton of sugar with your coffee, you DON’T like coffee. Trust me, you’re just a sugar addict. Ain’t nothin wrong with that! Just admit it, and come join my Anonymous group for candy addicts.

The ONLY Time Lebanese Religious Leaders Agree!

sareen — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 07:22:04 +0000

For all the foreigners reading, yes…we do NOT have civil marriage laws. The only way to get married without a religious organization is to travel to other countries (Cyprus being the most viable and cheap option) to get it done. And apparently it’s the ONLY thing religious figures agree on preventing! P.S there is one [...]

Evolution of Fears

sareen — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 08:01:14 +0000

Erm….no comment about this comic. Disclaimer: yes I know the black plague doesn’t have symptoms like allergies. So lighten up will you!

Women’s day? Yeah right…

sareen — Mon, 09 Mar 2015 07:33:40 +0000

I think that the media plays a huge role in how women are portrayed to the outside world. And how does the Lebanese media undertake this responsibility (Especially a day before International Women’s day)? Why, by kicking off a new show (Ikhwet khwet or something like that) about 3 brainless sisters who are exact copy [...]

Going offline?

sareen — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 07:35:10 +0000

Hands up if you’ve seen these type of people on Instagram and Facebook!

Once a Loser Always a Loser!

sareen — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 07:33:50 +0000

As a side note I had sooo much fun drawing the first panel of the comic! I had to do some research and remind myself of what was fashionable in the early 2000s! How many of you can pick up the references?

I HATE Valentine’s Day

sareen — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 09:36:30 +0000

Ok so that’s not me saying the title of the post! It’s definitely the character Kareem! P.S so how bad are the rose prices this year?

Foreigner’s Guide to Gun shooting in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 07:08:20 +0000

Not to mention that gun shooting also happens at births! But don’t forget, if there’s no rocket launched, then it’s a baby girl that was born. I swear we live in a zoo….

Authentic Lebanese

sareen — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 07:41:20 +0000

I’m SO sick of seeing all these “trendy” foods popping up everywhere! What food is bothering you that’s in all menus right now?

How to Annoy A Lebanese Mom

sareen — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 07:35:26 +0000

By the way, how many of you dared to forget your tupperwares at work? It’s the scariest news to break to your mom!

EVERY woman does this!

sareen — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 07:40:33 +0000

So, when do you think is the age we delete our Date of Birth of Facebook?

Non-Smoker’s Revenge!

sareen — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 07:44:10 +0000

I vow to do this in every restaurant that allows smoking by bending the rules and letting the windows open. Just because you have a few glass curtain windows it doesn’t mean we’re not getting affected by the smoke for goodness sake! In other news, yesterday I found out that not only does my dad [...]

The GREATEST Distraction!

sareen — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 07:52:00 +0000

For the non-Lebanese, a few weeks ago there was a press conference in Lebanon held by the minister of health, listing which businesses and supermarkets had expired or diseased food. Which begs the question, how long have these places been poisoning us and how much was already known before it was all made public! Thankfully [...]

What to expect at a Lebanese beautician

sareen — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 07:36:38 +0000

This happens to me EVERY SINGLE time! I don’t even know why I bother anymore. Do these beauticians really think people WANT to look like this?!?!

I hate being a girl

sareen — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:21:30 +0000

I’m sure there’s going to be a part two for this comic.. Happy Adha and have a wonderful day dear readers!

Our “greatest” Lebanese achievement

sareen — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 06:21:49 +0000

Before you guys complain, the point of the comic is definitely not belittling Amal Alamuddine. Goodness knows she’s a highly accomplished barrister in her own right. I just find it a shame that a lot of Lebanese people seem to ignore this and instead obsess over “celebrities” and appearances. Would any of us have even [...]

“Awesome” future advice dad!

sareen — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 07:35:36 +0000

Sorry but I agree with dad on this one. Edit: Hey guys, I don’t really agree with dad. I really do think love trumps all money! I was just being silly when I wrote that I agree with dad hehe!

How to shut your kid up

sareen — Mon, 01 Sep 2014 06:35:51 +0000

Have your parents ever given you weird answers to just shut you up? I’d love to hear those stories! In other news, it’s my birthday today, so what are you getting me?!?!?! (hint, a Ferrari is a good start)

Your Brain During Meetings

sareen — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 06:16:51 +0000

Ahem..if anyone from my work is reading this, of course this DOESN’T happen to me! I’m ALWAYS concentrating during our lovely meetings!

Oh I’ll get Exposure?!

sareen — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 06:11:35 +0000

So how many of you get these types of requests? Tell me your story!

Lebanese Guide to Complaining

sareen — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 06:17:44 +0000

For those of you who need a translation “kess ekht hal balad” can be summed up as f*ck this country although that’s not what it literally means. It’s literal definition is…somewhat confusing. P.S that awkward moment when you ask your dad to proof read and he corrects your spelling of “kess”. Thanks dad.

Oh my God you’re Armenian?!

sareen — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 06:20:11 +0000

Oh if you guys only knew the number of times I get asked these questions…

What REALLY Goes on in Lebanese Nightclubs

sareen — Mon, 14 Jul 2014 06:08:58 +0000

You’ve all seen those pictures of the “Beirut” nightlife, and what goes on in clubs, and how AMAZING it all is. Well…sorry to bust your bubble but here’s my take on it. P.S apparently I have NO idea how to draw faces that are SQUASHED together!

“Gambling” in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 06:22:58 +0000

Sorry if it’s too dark for a Monday morning! Have a safe week!

Oh God…it’s Wedding Season!

sareen — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 06:28:48 +0000

Dear brides, I promise we’re not jealous. We’re just broke by the time we make it to the wedding! Now can you imagine doing this 5 times in one summer?!

Different Types of World Cup Fans

sareen — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 06:21:39 +0000

So tell me, where do YOU fit in?

Lebanese CV Nightmares

sareen — Mon, 16 Jun 2014 06:19:22 +0000

On a “serious” note, what’s some weird things you’ve seen in ANY CV?

When websites take it TOO FAR!

sareen — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 06:28:27 +0000

Bait links. I hate them. I hate them so.very.much. I swear this morning I already saw 5 of them in my Facebook newsfeed. “See this cat? You won’t believe what happens next”. What? It cleans its butt? “See these 4 women on stage? You won’t believe what happens next”. What? They PERFORM on stage? “You’ll [...]

NEVER ask woman this question!

sareen — Mon, 26 May 2014 06:32:05 +0000

Uhm…I’m guessing Layla and Kareem never change their clothes?

How to Get More Facebook Likes!

sareen — Mon, 19 May 2014 06:14:46 +0000

Ladies I’ve FINALLY found the answer to all your worries! You can thank me later!

A Guide To Lebanese Politicians!

sareen — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 06:10:07 +0000

Am I missing any?? Happy Easter ladies and gents!

Worst nightmare!

sareen — Mon, 07 Apr 2014 06:25:39 +0000

I..I got no words for this weird comic You know what else is twisted and weird? My Facebook page, so go ahead and like it!

Foreigner’s Guide to the “Dabke” dance

sareen — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 07:14:06 +0000

So next time you’re at a party or a wedding, I promise you, you’ll see at least 5 of the above categories of people. Have a great Monday!

How to be an Ass on the Plane

sareen — Mon, 17 Mar 2014 07:16:41 +0000

I’m sure a lot of you have crazy passenger stories. Would love to hear some in the comments down below! Have a lovely Monday!

Lebanon “Sucks”

sareen — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 07:22:49 +0000

I think we’re the only country that’s THIS bi-polar! Have a lovely week everyone!

Weird Lebanese-English Guide for Foreigners

sareen — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 07:06:49 +0000

To my Lebanese readers, any more you can add to the list?

Life is TOO short

sareen — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 07:39:45 +0000

On another note…where the heck are they even sitting?! Have a lovely Monday!

Why Programmers are Secretly Vampires

sareen — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 07:21:33 +0000

Not a word of the above is false. So you’ve all been warned, MUAHAHA!

Christmas Miracle Part 5

sareen — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 07:25:05 +0000

And this concludes our comic! I hope you guys enjoyed the Christmas special. If you want to re-read the special from the beginning here’s the first comic to it Christmas Miracle Part 1 Tune in tomorrow for one final New Years comic to end the year with some smiles Have a wonderful day everyone.

When Lebanon Competes with Dubai

sareen — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 07:45:50 +0000

I’ve joked about this before on Twitter. I don’t understand this constant competition of Lebanon with Dubai and the constant comparison they try to make. Honestly, it’s hilarious. It’s as if Lebanese are always shouting out “Hey look at us, we’re so more awesome than you, look, LOOK, we have the biggest plate of hummus! [...]

Men and Women in the Morning

sareen — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 07:23:27 +0000

I always felt a little bad for men. They have a HUGE limitation on how creative they can get with their looks. Women can transform themselves into a different person every day! P.S you DON’T want to see me in the mornings.

TV crew beaten at Lebanese Customs Agency

sareen — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 17:27:11 +0000

Today the TV crew from Al-Jadeed was beaten up and detained by customs agents. Here’s a link to read more about it click here

Aww you DO love me!

sareen — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 07:24:05 +0000

Wow…erm..Maya I think that should be the last thing on your mind right now… What are some love expressions that make you laugh? I know a million hilarious ones in Arabic!

Being an I.T guy

sareen — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 07:16:50 +0000

Admit it, how many of you have cursed those poor souls at IT support? I remember this one time where I called the hotline for my internet connection (surprise surprise) and this young woman answers. Before she can say anything I tell her “Look, I tried restarting my computer, I turned my router off and [...]

Dressing for…men?

sareen — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:30:41 +0000

I keep reading these articles on how men prefer women to be dressed and I just find it hilarious that they generalize it under one title. At first glance we’d get tricked into thinking that ALL men would like to see woman dressed in one specific way. We read the article, and it turns out [...]

How Celebrities will notice you

sareen — Tue, 05 Nov 2013 07:15:26 +0000

I’ve always wondered why people tweet hateful things at celebrities. Is it because they’re so deprived of attention that they’ll try anything?

You KNOW you’re a successful Lebanese when…

sareen — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 06:20:17 +0000

Can you guys add some more to the list? Have an awesome week everyone!

The Future of Pop Stars

sareen — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 06:20:51 +0000

All I can say is, the way things are going these days, the above comic is BOUND to come true!

How to dress “free”

sareen — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 06:23:54 +0000

Look my point is, I honestly don’t CARE how people dress. As long it was THEIR OWN choice to dress a certain way, then they can do whatever they want. Governments and people should not restrict OR enforce a dress code!

This is why we’re not smart!

sareen — Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:17:22 +0000

For my dear non-Arabic speakers, should you ever decide to visit our beautiful country, the first phrase you’ll need to learn is “ma fi kahraba”, which means, there’s no power. That is all.

Ah yes the Lebanese “beauty” pageants

sareen — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 06:30:39 +0000

In case you’re wondering, that yellow mess in the top of the last panel were “supposed” to be hair extensions hehe. Have a wonderful week everyone!

Reading a newspaper

sareen — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 06:20:13 +0000

Have you guys ever noticed that reading the comments section on ANY site ultimately turns into a race or religious war?! Anyway, have a great day everyone!

The general mood in Lebanon after three explosions

sareen — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 07:29:20 +0000

I drew this comic last night with shaky hands. This morning I feel more hopeful. Call me naive or insane but I am. Within one week three car explosions took place in Lebanon. One in Dahye and twin bombs in Tripoli yesterday afternoon. All we can do is pray that Lebanon gets through this.

Why some people don’t answer the phone

sareen — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 06:51:34 +0000

So please, before you get all crazy and worried, this is probably what the person you’re calling is doing. Except for me…because ladies never poop.

Why Some Lebanese Won’t Leave

sareen — Mon, 12 Aug 2013 06:24:15 +0000

I swear I think our country is the only one that throws congratulatory parties when someone gets a VISA! Have a great week everyone!

Lebanese Men At the Beach

sareen — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 06:34:31 +0000

So please gentlemen, if you look like you’re wearing a sweater at the beach, promise me you’ll trim a little OK? Because it’s not fair that us girls have to shave every inch of our bodies, whereas you can dip in the pool with your sweater hair floating all around!

Armenians can cause some trouble

sareen — Mon, 29 Jul 2013 06:30:01 +0000

I remember having a very awkward conversation once with someone. He asked me what “garotsa kezi” means. I told him it meant “I missed you”. However when I translated the phrase into Arabic I used the male gender term of “you”. He then had a very troubled angry look on his face. He turned and [...]

I am “sick” of the Royal baby

sareen — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 06:30:25 +0000

I’m embarrassed to admit this but the above comic was me two days ago. I’ll go sit in my corner now and rethink my life choices.

Plastic women

sareen — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 06:13:30 +0000

I can’t imagine how confused the poor girl must feel! Have a great Monday ladies and gents!

Every Damn Monday!

sareen — Mon, 08 Jul 2013 06:15:23 +0000

How many of you feel this way right now?

Growing Up!

Sareen — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 05:59:01 +0000

I feel like I have this internal conversation all the time. Like…ALL the time! *Phew*, it’s a nice change not to draw about things that are going on in Lebanon! As much as I love drawing about the crazy mess we’re, sometimes things get so disgusting that it almost makes you nauseous. And who the [...]

A Lebanese Game: Who’s Happy?

Sareen — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 06:15:22 +0000

*Sigh* I’m not even going to bother going into details of the situation over here. Things have become more crazy lately (than usual). Hopefully it’ll settle down very soon! Meanwhile, today’s comic was drawn in a lot of pain so I really hope you appreciate it! I sprained my finger yesterday and even though [...]

So how many revolutions did YOU support today?

Sareen — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 06:15:06 +0000

And if you want to support me, then “like” this comic…no? Pshh ok fine. Happy Monday folks!

Talkin ’bout a Revolution

Sareen — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 06:15:14 +0000

Dedicated to Tracy Chapman, I’d like to link to her song with the same title.

Checking out a lady

Sareen — Mon, 27 May 2013 06:15:12 +0000

Happy Monday boys and girls!

Being a Hipster

Sareen — Mon, 20 May 2013 06:15:42 +0000

Take this comic as a warning my fellow Lebanese. Don’t follow all “hip” trends. Let’s just leave it at that.

So…you thin yet?

Sareen — Mon, 13 May 2013 06:15:58 +0000

Seriously girls, don’t take it to extremes. Have a great week everyone!

Lebanon Vs Rest of the world

Sareen — Sun, 05 May 2013 13:15:29 +0000

I can’t even comment on what we’ve been hearing all weekend..

My how times have changed..

Sareen — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:15:19 +0000

And if you don’t realize what the little kid is making, I’m going to go shoot myself. Alright guys tonight’s the Social Media Awards! Wish me luck!

Why I HATE Spring

Sareen — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 06:15:57 +0000

*SNEEZE* I hope you liked *SNEEZE* today’s comic! P.S yes I have horrible allergies and Spring is just hell for me. I hate you spring. I hope you-*SNEEZE* Dammit!

A Twist of Fate

Sareen — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 05:19:15 +0000

And speaking of fate, have you guys heard of the Social Media Awards? (Ok I had absolutely no idea how to transition to that topic, fine, SUE ME…sheesh) My website has been nominated in the category of Best Personal Blog of 2013 in Beirut’s Social Media Awards 2013 I’d appreciate if you guys can spare 35 [...]

The “real meaning” of Palm Sunday

Sareen — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 07:15:59 +0000

Yesterday was Palm Sunday in many countries around the world as well as in Lebanon. Traditionally in Lebanon, Palm Sunday is the day where people give children these candles that are decorated with olive branches, and these children can hold these candles in church. However, over the years, there’s been a new trend of creative [...]

Happy Mothers Day…you..poor mom you!

Sareen — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 07:12:01 +0000

I…don’t think she appreciated the gesture… Happy mother’s day to all the mothers and mothers-to-be!

ANOTHER difference between men and women!

Sareen — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 07:15:34 +0000

Man..they kinda look evil in the first panel don’t they? Sheesh…

It’s A TRAP!

Sareen — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 07:15:50 +0000

So fellas, if your girl asks you this question, take my advice. RUN! Have a great Monday everyone!

How Advertising Works

Sareen — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:15:31 +0000

I don’t want to sound all preachy here, but I’ve seriously found it SO annoying when boobs are used to advertise products that have absolutely nothing to do with them! Unless you’re selling bras, then stop using boobs, and start coming up with some CREATIVE advertising!

Lebanese Bloggers Reinvent the World!

Sareen — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 07:15:55 +0000

Surprise surprise! A comic on a Friday (again). Now you may be confused about the title of the comic so let me explain. The ministry of telecommunication is holding a competition called “Lebanese bloggers reinvent the world”. And the winner will accompany the minister Nicolas Sehnaoui to Silicon Valley! How cool is that?! So, since [...]

Jealous Phone

Sareen — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 07:15:59 +0000

Last week my phone died. Just like that out of the blue. It wouldn’t turn on! And I was devastated for two reasons: One, because it’s my phone and I LOVE IT GOD DAMMIT! Two, I felt like crap for being attached to it so much in the first place! What’s more, my friends pretty [...]

You KNOW you’re getting old when…

Sareen — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:30:43 +0000

Sorry to depress some of you! Any more you want to add to the list?

Facebook Hacking

Sareen — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 07:15:51 +0000

I always wondered about those status updates. I mean, seriously guys, WHAT IF THEY WERE REAL!? Do you realize how many hearts you’ve broken?!

Valentine Date

Sareen — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 07:15:21 +0000

Oh God…I really REALLY hope nobody ACTUALLY does this! Hope you lovely people have a lovely Valentine’s day this Thursday!

Parking

Sareen — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 07:15:20 +0000

Oh Karen…Karen Karen Karen. Must you perpetuate the stereotype that us ladies can’t park? In other news, last Saturday I did an interview on MTV’s “Baynetna”! Here’s a link to the video, and as you can tell I was really nervous and fiddling with my hair every few seconds. Heck, I was so nervous I [...]

She just wants her rights!

Sareen — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 07:15:18 +0000

Look guys, before you say anything, you can’t judge Karen because she was only empathetic about the last piece of bad news. You don’t know how amazing Layla’s chocolate chip cookies are so don’t judge!

The Most AWESOME Way to Vote for Politicians!

Sareen — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 07:15:33 +0000

Come on guys, don’t you agree we should vote for these guys this way?!