Goood morning folks! Happy PINKTOBER! As you already know, this entire month is dedicated to raising Breast Cancer awareness. Ladies, get your boobs checked. Men, don’t be weird and stop offering to check our boobs for abnormal “lumps”.

And I hope to God Breast Cancer Awareness is no longer done with the whole “update your Facebook status to state your bra color” fiasco from a few years ago (I still think that idea was introduced by a pimply pervert from the basement of his parent’s house).