I hate heels…I hate heels with the fire of a thousand hells.
Everytime I wear heels this happens
First 5 minutes: Ok…it’s cool … you’re cool … oh my god you look freakin amazing!
First 10 minutes: Who said heels are hard to walk in? I got this. I goooot this.
First 30 minutes: Wait..what’s that prick of pain at my toe? It can’t be…
First 45 minutes: Please Lord, please let there be a chair somewhere near.
First 50 minutes: Whyyyy did I do this to myself! The paaain! It buuuurns!
First 1 hour: Screw this I’m going bare foot.
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hahahaha my thoughts exactly!!!!!!!
1 hour later: I’m never wearing heels again.
The next day: Repeat.
I swear we never learn..
This is so true!! But I would say try Scholl’s products for heels
they never worked for me… i saw on tv that some women get botox on their under feet so they can wear heels …
Plus i’ve never seen any attractive pair of medical heeled shoes! Those two words (medical + heels) are opposites!
And botox?! What the heck?
U have your heels, we have our pointy fingers! (what’s w/ the Dr’s fingers)
“joke”
Haha! I like making the fingers look funny!
Isn’t it supposed to be “medicine”? Or is the doctor slipping into French?
Ooooh I was hoping no one would notice! Keen eyes!
I wouldn’t know, none of the pretty heels come in size 12!
Yes, I have to squeeze into tens. It’s awful.
The fashion industry is discriminating against men wearing heels! This is an outrage!
I thought he was talking about waxing.
Thank you! It’s been a while hasn’t it?!
I KNOW! *Monica’s, from friends, style*