I hate heels…I hate heels with the fire of a thousand hells.

Everytime I wear heels this happens

First 5 minutes:  Ok…it’s cool … you’re cool … oh my god you look freakin amazing!
First 10 minutes: Who said heels are hard to walk in? I got this. I goooot this.
First 30 minutes: Wait..what’s that prick of pain at my toe? It can’t be…
First 45 minutes: Please Lord, please let there be a chair somewhere near.
First 50 minutes: Whyyyy did I do this to myself! The paaain! It buuuurns!
First 1 hour: Screw this I’m going bare foot.