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How To Survive Conference Calls

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 06:17:52 +0000

Disclaimer: If you get fired from trying the above method, I have absolutely nothing to do with it! Have a wonderful stress-free Monday everyone!

How To Become Stupid In A Few Easy Steps

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 30 May 2011 05:59:53 +0000

These were actual conversations I heard at the beauty parlor! Thank God I didn’t stay there for long, before my brain turned into mush! Have a wonderful stress-free Monday! And for those of you in the States, Happy Memorial day! Hope you’re enjoying your day off

One of My Most Awkward Conversations Ever!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 26 May 2011 08:44:21 +0000

In case you’re wondering, yes this was a word for word actual conversation. Hehe it was pretty funny though at the time Have a wonderful day everyone!

Hands Up If You Know Any Moms Like This!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 23 May 2011 08:26:47 +0000

Seriously, how many moms do you know that are exactly like her? I personally know at least five! Have a wonderful, super, terrific Monday everyone!

How Guys Flirt With Girls These Days…

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 19 May 2011 09:08:16 +0000

Hehe hope this drawing made you giggle As a side note, I seriously had no idea how to draw cars! But I think this one turned out OK, right? Have a wonderful day everyone!

When Superman’s Identity is Revealed

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 16 May 2011 08:19:37 +0000

Heehee I had so much fun drawing this post! It was definitely a new learning experience for me Hope you enjoyed it! I hope you have a wonderful stress-free Monday everyone!

How To Break The News To Your Dad

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 09 May 2011 08:03:32 +0000

Oh come on, you gotta give the kid credit for at least knowing that much! Have a wonderful stress-free Monday everyone! P.S I finally changed the party banner! Should come up with something different though…Any suggestions on how it should look like?

How Osama Bin Laden Was Really Killed

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 02 May 2011 12:19:51 +0000

I just hope I don’t get into trouble for posting this…Plus excuse the quality, it was done during my lunch break.

When Men And Women Fight

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 02 May 2011 08:47:00 +0000

Happy Labor Day everyone! Oh someone pointed out to me that technically it’s Laborers if you translate it from Arabic to English so this one’s for you: “Happy Laborers” Day hehe. P.S. I’ve been on the fence about actually posting this since the topic of the day seems to be Osama Bin Laden’s death. But [...]

Royal Wedding Invitations

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 08:30:18 +0000

Aaah yes, the royal wedding… in less than 24 hours. Is it just me or aren’t you also a little sick of the 24 hour a day media attention this thing has been getting? I mean, did I really need to know that Kate has an uncle Dave who’s the black sheep of the family? [...]

Trying To Win Her Back (Part 5 of 5)

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:20:31 +0000

Finally it’s the last one out of this series! And what better way to end it? Hehehe I know at least a couple of people who’ll love this ending Click here to see Part 4 Well guys, I really hope you enjoyed these posts. It’s been…tiring but honestly, so much fun to do! I’ve always [...]

Trying To Win Her Back (Part 4 of 5)

Sareen Akharjalian — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 13:29:40 +0000

Rami Rami Rami, is this how you pick up girls? From a bathroom?! Click here to see Part 3 of the story. I hope you had a WONDERFUL Easter everybody! I’m sure most of you are still on a holiday so I hope you’re enjoying it with your family and friends. Happy Easter!

Trying to Win Her Back (Part 3 of 5)

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:30:35 +0000

Ok now hold on a second there. Wait wait, calm down. Breathe. I know this looks bad but don’t get mad at Maya. I’m sure she has her reasons. Just, you know, give her a chance to explain herself! And if she doesn’t…well, I’ll… I’ll have a talk with her soon. Click here to see [...]

Trying To Win Her Back (Part 2 of 5)

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:24:24 +0000

Awww I find his stutter cute too! By the way, I had absolutely no idea how to draw two people kissing. That drawing took me forever! You can find part 1 of the above story here. On a personal note, if any of you followed my tweets yesterday, you would have seen my extreme rage at [...]

Trying To Win Her Back (Part 1 of 5)

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 08:34:08 +0000

Oh don’t you just hate it when that happens? Click here to see the incident that caused their breakup. I’ll try to post the rest of the story every day this week! You HAVE to tune in tomorrow to see what happens next! Hope you had a wonderful Palm Sunday yesterday! Have a wonderful stress-free [...]

Who Said Programming Isn’t a Dangerous Job?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:39:58 +0000

Because sometimes…this is exactly how I feel. Have a wonderful Friday!

Remember Those Stupid Emails We Used To Get?

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 08:05:20 +0000

Well the good thing is at least I stopped getting Discount Viagra emails! Meanwhile, is it just me or is the usual morning traffic getting worse and worse? A road that should take me 25 minutes is taking me 1.5 hours! I repeat, 1.5 HOURS! That’s 7.5 hours a week every morning! You know what [...]

It’ll NEVER happen in a MILLION years!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 09:15:17 +0000

Oooh there’s so many more I could’ve drawn but these were my favorite (especially the politician)! Hope you have a wonderful stress free Monday everyone! *Update* Yes I realize I misspelled ”conscious” and it should have been conscience. I just don’t feel like fixing it anymore!

Apparently THIS is how you get more hits to your website?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 08:12:12 +0000

Apparently the secret to success and generating hits is singing in auto-tune, the worst song in the history of songs, adding in a creepy 40-year-old rapper, and having 13 year olds driving around in cars. In case you don’t know this girl yet…God I can’t believe I’m actually doing this, but…here’s the link to watch [...]

You Know It’s Time To Start Dating When….

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 08:16:10 +0000

Poor guy! Here’s the incident Sam was referring to. In other news, some of you might have already seen this fine picture I captured over the weekend while jogging near my house. It just cracked me up! I wonder how many times he stepped in dog poo before adding this sign! Have a wonderful stress [...]

Happy Mommy’s Day! (Glad MY mom doesn’t look like this)

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:04:11 +0000

Jeez I’m glad mom didn’t dress like the pink lady above! Happy Mother’s day to all the mom’s out there! And of course a special Happy Mother’s Day to my mom as well! I LOVE YOU! Have a wonderful Monday everyone. P.S Yes I’m keeping the party banner up, it just puts me in a [...]

1 Year Anniversary for Ink On The Side !

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 09:31:30 +0000

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO INK ON THE SIDE!!! Today marks one year since I began this webcomic. I cannot even begin to describe how exciting this past year has been and the amazing support I’ve had from you, dear Reader. It’s because of your constant sharing, comments, and support that I’ve been able to continuously post [...]

International Women’s Day and … lingerie shows?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 09:20:50 +0000

Of course the event I’m referring to in the above comic is the lingerie fashion show that took place in the snowy mountains of Lebanon over the weekend (Click to see pics). I hope this event wasn’t a deterrent to women’s voices across Lebanon from being heard and taken seriously. Happy 100th International Women’s day!

What NOT to Say When Meeting the Boyfriend’s Parents

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 09:08:44 +0000

Ohhh snap! There’s no way she could get out of that one! Oh before I forget, tune in tomorrow for a cartoon related to International Women’s Day! Have a wonderful stress free Monday everyone!

Angry Libyan Protesters: Level Libya

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 08:57:07 +0000

I just…I just can’t even comment on this guy’s actions and the things he says. Have a wonderful Monday everyone! P.S I hope you love this game as much as I do!

Where Are Our Beloved Muppets Now? (Do not show to kids)

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:04:15 +0000

I’ve been wanting to do this post for soo long and finally I had the time (and guts) to do it. I was always scared the characters wouldn’t turn out to look like the muppets themselves. Hope I did a good job! Have a wonderful stress free Monday everyone! P.S my favorite Waldorf and [...]

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 10:08:07 +0000

Awwwwww Happy Valentine’s day everyone! Hope you enjoy it with your loved ones <3

The Art of Sucking Up

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 09:51:39 +0000

So…what’s the lesson here? The early bird gets his worm? Hehe, anyways all I have to say is I had so much fun drawing this post!

Best Way To Get A Raise

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 09:47:09 +0000

Although, I wouldn’t really recommend it hehe. Anyhoo, hope you have a wonderful Monday! And check my interview below :) (finally it’s up) [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5J5Sac0vJI&w=480&h=390]

Breaking News: Mona Lisa Contains Secret Codes

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 09:08:09 +0000

You thought this post was going to be about the current problems in Egypt when you saw the Breaking news in the title, right? Right? Hehe well sorry to “break” it to you but I drew something different today just to lighten your moods. And as for those protesting in Egypt, good luck to you [...]

My First T.V Interview!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 11:41:47 +0000

Wish me luck guys! And thank goodness my cold is gone! Yay!

Reason for Lebanese Protests: Jealousy?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 09:21:12 +0000

Mommy we want to be in the spotlight too! It’s not fair that all the other Arab countries are stealing our spotlight! Yeesh we’re pathetic….

Freaking Out About Beirut Security!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 09:05:31 +0000

Seriously, I get that you have to protect us and everything, but seeing you in the morning while I’m just trying to park my car and go to work is freaking me out! So much for a stress free Monday *grumble*! Anyway, hope you have a great day!

There Must Be A Catch

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 10:09:00 +0000

Have a great day everyone!

Inappropriate Jokes

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 09:31:48 +0000

Hmm, come to think of it, maybe it’s not right to make these jokes EVER! Hehe have a wonderful stress-free Monday everyone!

5 Annoying People You’ll Meet While Driving

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 09:13:43 +0000

I really hope none of you fall under one of those categories! Have a wonderful Monday everyone!

Merry ARMENIAN Christmas!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 10:39:10 +0000

At last the Armenian Christmas has finally arrived! Hopefully the Christmas spirit hasn’t gone already… Have a great holiday everyone and tell your Armenian friends Shnorhavor Sourp Dzounount!

How to Get A Computer Virus

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 09:46:14 +0000

Ahh yes, what better way to kick of the year with this cartoon about computer viruses? He he enjoy it and I hope you’ll have a stress-free first Monday of the year!

3-2-1 HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:28:48 +0000

Wow, this has been an interesting year hasn’t it? I’ve been wracking my brain, trying to come up with some good things that have happened this year. But it’s so hard remembering the good things, what with all the evil going on in the world, earthquakes, violence, Steve Jobs ruling the world…to name a few. I [...]

You Know You’re NAIVE When…

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 10:37:15 +0000

And in addition to the above list, you’re also naive when you expect to reach your destination in no time at all during the Christmas and New year holidays! Have a great Monday everyone. Oh and ladies, try not to overeat during the holidays unless you want to have a nice “big” surprise when trying [...]

The Meaning Of Christmas?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 12:10:02 +0000

Whoops! I think the meaning got a little lost over the years… Well, I truly wish you all have a wonderful Christmas with your family and friends! The best present I got this year was your support, dear reader, for every time you comment, liked, re-posted, or just simply laughed at these posts. Thank you so [...]

What REALLY Goes On In A Restaurant

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:15:42 +0000

Just be careful of where you go and what you eat out there! And remember, the spicier the meat the older it is Now that I managed to gross you out, have a wonderful Monday everyone

Wiki-Leaks For Children!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 10:46:27 +0000

Julian Assange has done it again! But now he’s out to ruin the innocence of small children with his new leaks just for kids! There you have it folks! Hope you enjoyed it and bundle up during this cold and snowy Monday! (Keep tuned for further “leaks”, hehe get it? get it? )

Ladies: We Never Change!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:35:43 +0000

I wonder what body part will be in-style 100 years from now? “Oh look at those ankles! I wish mine were as bloated as hers…”. On another note, I don’t know if you noticed but the drawing looks sorta weird today. That’s because my laptop charger finally died a few days ago, and I had [...]

Modern Ways Of Torture

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 09:27:18 +0000

Let’s face it, the current ways of torturing people is not quite cutting it. In these modern times we need modern methods of torture. Here are 5 new ways you can force on people whenever you need to get information from someone! By the way, aren’t you guys loving the rain this morning? I know [...]

Zombie Handbook: 5 Tips On Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:24:07 +0000

So don’t be depressed just because you got bit! Think of it this way, you’ve got a whole new menu opening up for you. P.S. I never thought in a million years I would ever draw an eye-popping out of a human head, let alone hearts and intestines. Anyways, have a wonderful stress-free Monday everyone!

You Don’t Know What You’ve Got ’til It’s Gone

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:07:30 +0000

Yikes! Better be careful out there guys. On a side note, I’ve been hearing a lot of horrible stories about valet drivers misusing cars either by driving them erratically or stealing parts from them. Just be careful and have a wonderful LOOONG weekend (Yay for Independence day)! P.S. I wasn’t going to do a post [...]

Some Of The Worst Moments In Life!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 10:52:48 +0000

Hope you’ve never had one of the above bad/embarrassing moments in your life! Have a Happy Adha and I hope you have a wonderful stress-free Monday guys!

Speeding Radars and Tickets!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 11:29:31 +0000

Hope you like it, along with my new term VMOMP On a positive note I have to point out, if the government did one good thing, it was installing these radars. I had the most pleasant drive back home last night without anyone tailgating me and flashing their lights! There was absolutely no stress!

De-Evolution Of Communication!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 10:27:45 +0000

The last panel reminds me of how people act on the roads on their way to work, especially on Mondays. Calm down people! You’ll all get to work, what’s the rush and fighting all about?! And remember to have a wonderful stress free Monday everyone!

You’re Hired! (If only)

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 11:16:05 +0000

While we’re on the topic, when has the “hobbies” section in your resume EVER helped you in getting hired somewhere?! I don’t really think a software developing company (or anyone) would care if you “just looove swimming!” or if you really “dig” ballroom dancing. Have a wonderful day everyone!

Self-Confidence After Exams

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 09:40:31 +0000

Remember the feeling you get after you’ve taken an exam? That sinking feeling after discussing the questions with a couple of people? Where you feel like you’re the dumbest person in the world? I think I just brought back your college nightmares! As always, I hope you have a stress-free Monday! And if you’ve just [...]

Algorithm of EVERY Episode of House!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 08:38:20 +0000

I recently started watching House and I LOVE it! But I remember after watching only three episodes that I noticed a certain algorithm for every.single.episode. Have a wonderful stress free Monday everyone!

Laziness and Cookies!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 08:47:13 +0000

Those really were some yummy cookies…mmm. Oh and I really hope you have a wonderful Friday! The weekend is finally here

Difference Between Prostitutes and Employees

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:02:07 +0000

Please don’t hate Kareem for what he just said I also hope Karen doesn’t quit her job and suddenly “change careers”.

Facebook Stereotypes: Competition Results

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:14:36 +0000

And heeeeeeeeere are your results! Hononarary Mentions: I really have to thank the following people for participating. They really did have great ideas but I was just too lazy tired to draw more cartoons! Thank you so much guys, and you still get to have genius titles. -IRoody for “The Ego” (and yes you can [...]

Awkward!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 08:30:39 +0000

Get it? Get it? Hee hee, I couldn’t stop giggling after I drew this. As for the facebook competition, I really want to thank all of you who participated. You guys have been great! There were so many wonderful ideas and it was clear that a lot of you have some buried hatred that you [...]

Facebook Stereotypes: A Competition for you readers

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 09:17:30 +0000

Hi everyone, As you noticed, this post isn’t a new cartoon. It’s about a little competition I’m holding with you fine readers. Yesterday’s post about your “Weird” Facebook friends was a huge success (thanks to all of you) that I got so many requests for additional Facebook stereotypes I seemed to have left out. The [...]

Your (Weird) Facebook Friends Are:

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 08:31:32 +0000

To those of you who fit in one or more of the below categories, cheer up! It’s just for fun

You Know The Whole Recall Email Thing?

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 10:30:15 +0000

A warning to all of you, ALWAYS make sure who you’re sending an email to. Have a wonderful problem-free Monday!

Water Shortage OR Brain Shortage?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 08:37:57 +0000

All kidding aside though, I realize that the water shortages are mainly due to climate change but we can always help in reducing the effects of water shortages to some extent. Some solutions are very simple: 1. Take shorter baths. Do you really need to shower for 45 minutes? 15 minute baths should be enough [...]

How To Piss Off(Scare) Banks!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 08:25:57 +0000

I’m sure that’ll scare ‘em off for good. Although…it would resort to being extremely creepy, and some possible/probable jail time!

Ouch! That’s Gotta Hurt!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 09:16:04 +0000

Yeah, I felt sorry for the guy too…but oh well

(DON’T) Do it yourself projects

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 10:59:26 +0000

This cartoon is just a warning to all those who think they can take on a “do it yourself” project. A few months ago I bought a closet and tried to put it together with my dad. Let’s just say it was a nightmare from hell. I had gashes and bruises all over me by [...]

Drunk Driving

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 08:36:45 +0000

Hey everyone. I have a special request from all of you. Please, pleeeaase don’t let your friends drink and drive! And to those of you who do drink and drive, if you can afford to pay 10 bucks for a tiny shot, I think you can also spring an additional 15 for a cab! What [...]

Fridays and Bosses:Deadly combination

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:48:51 +0000

Some Friday silliness again. To be honest I feel sorry for that poor guy…Anyway in case you were wondering about the graph they were looking at, you can see it here. Have a great weekend everyone!

My Birthday!

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:45:59 +0000

I don’t know who actually said this but I found it funny: “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

Stealing Electricity!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:45:11 +0000

Today’s post is a little bit different. The story above is a true account and happened to someone I know. The method in which the neighbor was stealing electricity was crazy! My friend’s neighbor had drilled a hole through their wall and had placed a wire directly on their electric grid. As a result, every [...]

Colored! No Wait 3-D! No Wait 10-D!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:10:32 +0000

Before you say anything, I know I know, wrong name! It should have been Sam not Chris!

Employee Productivity Chart (Or Lack Of!)

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:37:15 +0000

Dear Readers, DO NOT SHOW THIS TO YOUR BOSS!.

LEBANESE HOUSING BUBBLE!

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:12:48 +0000

Alright, so you’ve all heard about it. Be it from couples that are about to get married or people who just want to live on their own. WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THE INSANE HOUSING PRICES?! I guess the best explanation is that found on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanese_housing_bubble. All I can say is, good luck to all [...]

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ENGINEERS AND CONSULTANTS

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:21:26 +0000

I wanted to create a flow chart that identifies the key differences between engineers and consultants. This is a warning to all students out there, KNOW YOUR FATE. And before you tell me, I know the flow chart is not really and exact flow chart, but just enjoy it? And Happy Friday 13th everyone!

TYPICAL LEBANESE AT THE BEACH!

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:31:14 +0000

I was at the beach a couple of days ago and I could have sworn that EVERY SINGLE person there looked like the exact copy of the two people shown above! I just found it very funny

I’M NOT FAT! I’M BIG BONED!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:27:41 +0000

Lesson number 1 for men: When a woman asks you if her jeans make her ass look big, NEVER pause to look! Lesson number 2 for men: If you failed to follow number 1 , RUN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! RUUN!

WILL TOURISTS LEAVE LEBANON AFTER PROBLEMS IN SOUTH?

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 08:48:52 +0000

I really hope tourists won’t get scared and leave the country after the events of yesterday afternoon. THEY WERE FIREWORKS! I SWEAR! (By the way, excuse the quality of the drawing, this was done at 2 in the morning!)

Where Do Babies Come From? Do You Really Need To Ask?

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:48:33 +0000

Remember a few years ago, when the “Dirrty” video by Christina Aguilera came out? Remember being shocked at the amount of nudity and how raunchy the video was? I remember, and I also remember thinking “It CANNOT get worse than this.” Boy was I wrong. Ever since then there have been countless of times where [...]

THE WORST BACHELOR PARTY (Part 3)

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:21:52 +0000

This post is the last part of the series “The Worst Bachelor Party”. Hope you enjoyed it!

THE WORST BACHELOR PARTY (Part 2)

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:48:02 +0000

This post is part 2 of the series The Worst Bachelor Party.

THE WORST BACHELOR PARTY (Part 1)

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:26:07 +0000

Come back tomorrow and see how the story will unfold!

Whatever You Want But That!

Sareen Akharjalian — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:01:41 +0000

Well, in his defense, she DID ask him!

Paul the Octopus and his Enemies

Sareen Akharjalian — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 11:06:47 +0000

Paul the Octopus and his Enemies

WAIT…DID HE INSULT ME OR NOT?

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:27:23 +0000

I guess sometimes we fish for the compliments and don’t realize the insults when it’s staring us right in the face!

GERMANY VS ENGLAND: Why The Referee Didn’t See Lampard’s Goal

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:19:47 +0000

I guess they were too distracted by Beckham… On a more serious note I currently support Germany in the World Cup. However, I have to admit that Lampard’s goal was DEFINITELY in. Hard luck England. GO GERMANY!

NORTH KOREA’S REACTION TO SOCCER TEAM AFTER LOSS

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:32:24 +0000

Well at least the sharks didn’t have “lasers” attached to their heads.

Looks Can Be Deceiving

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:48:49 +0000

NOTE: I do NOT condone this behavior. But I still found it funny…

Lebanese Electronic Laws

Sareen Akharjalian — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:41:12 +0000

Seriously, what were these law makers thinking?!

BP Oil Leak Solution Number 8632574849212…

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:17:12 +0000

British Petroleum is supposed to have some of the best engineers in the world. And yet, they built pipes so deep that they can never be reached in case of such disasters. Crazy…

The Real Reason Greece Is Going Bankrupt

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:22:07 +0000

Not that we’re any better here in Lebanon…we haven’t even had a state budget for the last 5 years. Yet, we are still surviving and the parties never stop

When Men Think With Their Brains

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 28 May 2010 09:00:35 +0000

I always used to think that only women were able to multitask. That we were the ones able to do 2 or 3 things at once; talk on the phone, cook the rice, write on our blog, fight crime, all at the same time! Apparently I was very wrong. I was recently “enlightened” that men [...]

Why Are Women So Insecure?!

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 21 May 2010 08:21:45 +0000

Come on ladies, admit it! We all make fun of other girls and point out their flaws whenever a guy says their hot!

Differences Between Movies and Reality

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 14 May 2010 12:03:45 +0000

Differences Between Movies and Reality

A Sign From The Stars

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 07 May 2010 08:24:45 +0000

I have a rather embarrassing confession to make. A couple of years ago I bought a book by Maggie Farah that “foresees” all the yearly events that will happen to you based on the movement of the stars. The first couple of months predicted a lot of positive things and, being human, I thought “Wow, [...]

Date Night

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:21:38 +0000

Maybe this is why we’re not ruling the world already. We’re too busy making ourselves pretty for it!

Sex Sells

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:33:02 +0000

I was advised recently that adding some sex would spice up the cartoons I was drawing. Unfortunately, I do agree that sex really does sell. You can’t turn on any channel these days or read any magazine without being bombarded by sexy women (and die a little inside every time you see these beautiful creatures).

Chain Reaction

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:21:14 +0000

Personally, few things are worse than when your plane has just reached cruising altitude, you’re about to relax and that’s when the person in front of you reclines their seat all the way back. Well…that and airplane food.

A Programmer’s 5 Stages of Grief

Sareen Akharjalian — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:54:41 +0000

A Programmer's 5 Stages of Grief

Competency

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:14:54 +0000

Competency

The Mad World of Bodyguards

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:55:48 +0000

You know what they say…aim for the stars. But first aim for their bodyguards.

Linking It All Together (or Starting Out 2)

Sareen Akharjalian — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:34:39 +0000

Linking It All Together (or Starting Out 2)

Job Fails

Sareen Akharjalian — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:36:13 +0000

Job Fails