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Oh Coffee

sareen — Thu, 18 Jan 2018 09:46:05 +0000

I hate you caffeine crash.

How to send your kids to Lebanese Schools

sareen — Tue, 02 May 2017 06:24:41 +0000

I have a feeling I’m going to get hate from a lot of parents from this. I SWEAR IT’S A JOKE!

Dear Americans This is How the World Feels

sareen — Mon, 30 Jan 2017 07:19:11 +0000

Just an FYI. That’s all I’m saying.

Lebanese “hunting”

sareen — Mon, 16 Jan 2017 07:15:16 +0000

Today’s comic came to be through a collaboration between myself and the extremely talented and witty Claude el Khal, the writer/humorist/artist behind the insightful blog My Beirut Chronicles! A big thank you Claude for writing the joke to today’s comic! And to you dear reader, in case you’re not Lebanese (or a Lebanese living [...]

Lebanese Abroad vs At Home

sareen — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 07:06:21 +0000

The worst offender in this list is standing in line. Seriously, how hard is it to create a damn queue?

The Cycle of an Expat in Lebanon

sareen — Thu, 22 Dec 2016 07:51:30 +0000

So..how ya’ll expats enjoying all the lovely traffic? 3anjad erefet 7ayete.

Seeing your high school friends (the horror)

sareen — Mon, 12 Dec 2016 07:18:45 +0000

But ..but I really didn’t mean you when I bumped into you the last time..seriously no it wasn’t you.

Three Seconds After Marriage

sareen — Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:51:34 +0000

It’s not enough that Lebanese parents ask about this constantly, they also assume that there’s “something wrong” if couple want to wait first before having kids! Are you from a country where parents do this as well?

We have a new president…hooray I think?

sareen — Mon, 07 Nov 2016 07:02:18 +0000

I know I know I know, before I start getting comments I understand we have to be positive with the new president and prime minister (especially with an empty presidential seat for more than 2 years). I really do. But I’m just saying can we stop with the dancing in the streets and the “Zajal” [...]

Happy Birthday I Guess?

sareen — Tue, 18 Oct 2016 06:38:32 +0000

Why the heck do I draw beer bottles so big?! Those look like wine bottles to be honest.

Please Cheer Me Up!

sareen — Tue, 11 Oct 2016 06:08:39 +0000

For people like Karen…I don’t like you very much…

Why I HATE these jeans

sareen — Tue, 27 Sep 2016 06:40:54 +0000

I don’t own these jeans. But if I did, I’m pretty sure I’d be shaving my legs in patches matching the holes as well. Ain’t nobody got time to shave ALL their legs in winter!

Being Open-Minded

sareen — Mon, 19 Sep 2016 06:39:57 +0000

It’s a scary world out there guys. Don’t you dare express your love for Apple.

The “Lovely” Beaches of Beirut

sareen — Tue, 30 Aug 2016 06:28:44 +0000

So my question to you is, is the Ramlet el Bayda sewage-y sea more expensive than the Zaytouna Bay sewage-y sea? Who’s shit is more expensive?

What Lebanese Politicians Think About Women’s Rights

sareen — Wed, 24 Aug 2016 06:28:49 +0000

“What rights?! Look how beautiful they look! Why do they need rights?!”

JUST SLEEP ALREADY!

sareen — Wed, 17 Aug 2016 06:27:34 +0000

Every day I promise myself I’d sleep earlier. But then…that wily mistress phone beckons in the night, with its promises of funny tweets, memes, and cat gifs. I forgot what sleep means.

A Guide for Lebanese Government Employees

sareen — Thu, 11 Aug 2016 06:15:51 +0000

Of course, this guide assumes you had enough wasta to actually GET a job as a civil servant!

Lebanese Proposals These Days

sareen — Tue, 02 Aug 2016 06:41:02 +0000

So this seems to be a new trend adopted from the west it seems. What are your thoughts? Any of you guys really believe those Facebook posts we keep seeing where she was completely surprised and he asked her out of the blue? An interesting blog post that explains it all from Beyond Beirut: She [...]

Lebanese in the Gulf

sareen — Tue, 26 Jul 2016 06:37:07 +0000

To the foreigners reading this, yes, Lebanese people are OBSESSED with meaningless “titles”.

This game is going TOOO far!

sareen — Wed, 20 Jul 2016 06:33:18 +0000

I’m not kidding, I saw a person going into the Men’s room yesterday searching for one. It’s absolutely nuts! How many of you are playing Pokemon Go?

Uh..my home is where?

sareen — Mon, 18 Jul 2016 06:29:08 +0000

Guess who’s back?! Back again! Sareen’s back! Tell a friend!!! And regarding this post how many of you have at least one relative or friend in Dubai? I no longer have friends in this country!

I will aaallways know when you’re doing this!

sareen — Mon, 18 May 2015 06:41:23 +0000

Look, if you’re smiling at your screen while you’re supposed to be coding, it’s obvious you’re chatting with someone. No code can make someone that happy, I don’t care how efficient/smart/readable/simple it is! P.S I made a boo boo in the 4th panel! Excuse his skin toned teeth lol!

FRONT PAGE NEWS!

sareen — Mon, 11 May 2015 06:42:40 +0000

For the young people, newspapers are pieces of paper that publish the news! Also, what the heck CNN? Celebrity news should NOT be the leading story on your site!

Video Games are violent?

sareen — Mon, 04 May 2015 06:57:10 +0000

Who else was scared by that horrible witch in Snow White?! They made kids watch this crap?!

Your job sucks

sareen — Mon, 27 Apr 2015 06:46:29 +0000

I hate cubicles. I hate them so very much.The isolation they make you feel…They’re even worse than office-microwaved food.

Armenian Genocide

sareen — Mon, 20 Apr 2015 06:47:44 +0000

This year marks the 100th year that my ancestors along with more than a million other Armenians were brutally massacred or deported on death marches through the Syrian desert during the Armenian Genocide. I pray that we’ll have our day for a fair trial. #NeverForget I’ll leave you with a quote by the great writer [...]

If this movie happened in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 13 Apr 2015 08:22:41 +0000

I think I’d totally watch this one! The staring as they’re stuck in traffic can get pretty intense! Meanwhile, I’m honored to say this post was a cross-collab between the highly talented and hilarious Karl Sherro and myself. Check out his hilarious article on Beirut to be turned into a parking lot! In other [...]

Oh my God I need COFFEE!

sareen — Mon, 06 Apr 2015 06:35:09 +0000

Look, if you take a ton of sugar with your coffee, you DON’T like coffee. Trust me, you’re just a sugar addict. Ain’t nothin wrong with that! Just admit it, and come join my Anonymous group for candy addicts.

The ONLY Time Lebanese Religious Leaders Agree!

sareen — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 07:22:04 +0000

For all the foreigners reading, yes…we do NOT have civil marriage laws. The only way to get married without a religious organization is to travel to other countries (Cyprus being the most viable and cheap option) to get it done. And apparently it’s the ONLY thing religious figures agree on preventing! P.S there is one [...]

Evolution of Fears

sareen — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 08:01:14 +0000

Erm….no comment about this comic. Disclaimer: yes I know the black plague doesn’t have symptoms like allergies. So lighten up will you!

Women’s day? Yeah right…

sareen — Mon, 09 Mar 2015 07:33:40 +0000

I think that the media plays a huge role in how women are portrayed to the outside world. And how does the Lebanese media undertake this responsibility (Especially a day before International Women’s day)? Why, by kicking off a new show (Ikhwet khwet or something like that) about 3 brainless sisters who are exact copy [...]

Going offline?

sareen — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 07:35:10 +0000

Hands up if you’ve seen these type of people on Instagram and Facebook!

Once a Loser Always a Loser!

sareen — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 07:33:50 +0000

As a side note I had sooo much fun drawing the first panel of the comic! I had to do some research and remind myself of what was fashionable in the early 2000s! How many of you can pick up the references?

Arab Stereotypes

sareen — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 07:33:08 +0000

Anything else you’re sick of seeing about Arabs in movies? And for the non-Arabs, what movie stereotype are you sick of seeing about people from YOUR country?

I HATE Valentine’s Day

sareen — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 09:36:30 +0000

Ok so that’s not me saying the title of the post! It’s definitely the character Kareem! P.S so how bad are the rose prices this year?

Foreigner’s Guide to Gun shooting in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 07:08:20 +0000

Not to mention that gun shooting also happens at births! But don’t forget, if there’s no rocket launched, then it’s a baby girl that was born. I swear we live in a zoo….

Authentic Lebanese

sareen — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 07:41:20 +0000

I’m SO sick of seeing all these “trendy” foods popping up everywhere! What food is bothering you that’s in all menus right now?

How to Annoy A Lebanese Mom

sareen — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 07:35:26 +0000

By the way, how many of you dared to forget your tupperwares at work? It’s the scariest news to break to your mom!

EVERY woman does this!

sareen — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 07:40:33 +0000

So, when do you think is the age we delete our Date of Birth of Facebook?

What happens EVERY ARMENIAN Christmas!

sareen — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 14:08:38 +0000

I swear this happens every single year. And the funny thing is the same people ask me the same questions! How many of you Armenians get asked this question every year?

Poor Santa!

sareen — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 07:49:21 +0000

I feel terrible for Santa! I bet he has to go through this every year! Have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! May you spend wonderful times with your loved ones!

Non-Smoker’s Revenge!

sareen — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 07:44:10 +0000

I vow to do this in every restaurant that allows smoking by bending the rules and letting the windows open. Just because you have a few glass curtain windows it doesn’t mean we’re not getting affected by the smoke for goodness sake! In other news, yesterday I found out that not only does my dad [...]

We’re all weirdos

sareen — Mon, 08 Dec 2014 07:44:16 +0000

I’m just wondering what happened with the lady in the bear costume… And yes..I agree. This comic is weird.

How to be a Lebanese “Interviewer”

sareen — Mon, 01 Dec 2014 07:40:20 +0000

To the Lebanese: I’m guessing some of you can map interviewers to the above profiles, right? To the non-Lebanese: Now I’ve given you some trade secrets! P.S No I don’t condone any of the above behavior especially the sleazy/creepy interviewer. EW!

The GREATEST Distraction!

sareen — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 07:52:00 +0000

For the non-Lebanese, a few weeks ago there was a press conference in Lebanon held by the minister of health, listing which businesses and supermarkets had expired or diseased food. Which begs the question, how long have these places been poisoning us and how much was already known before it was all made public! Thankfully [...]

What to expect at a Lebanese beautician

sareen — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 07:36:38 +0000

This happens to me EVERY SINGLE time! I don’t even know why I bother anymore. Do these beauticians really think people WANT to look like this?!?!

What Lebanese Will Tell Their Grandkids in 50 years!

sareen — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 07:30:23 +0000

Any more you folks can add! Have a lovely Monday!

Who’s Creepier?

sareen — Mon, 03 Nov 2014 07:17:20 +0000

I swear every time I download an app I feel violated! Why the heck does a children’s game want access to my entire list of contacts, camera, and pictures?! Stop going through my info you perverted app!

How Lebanese People Panic

sareen — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 10:14:24 +0000

So now Lebanese news media are panicking … about binaural beats. Something that’s been around for years. And of course without doing any proper research they throw the people into a panic. If you’re a lebanese blogger that posted about this issue, you can add your blog post to the comments below. (Sorry for the [...]

But I thought beauty is pain?

sareen — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 07:16:14 +0000

I hate heels…I hate heels with the fire of a thousand hells. Everytime I wear heels this happens First 5 minutes: Ok…it’s cool … you’re cool … oh my god you look freakin amazing! First 10 minutes: Who said heels are hard to walk in? I got this. I goooot this. First 30 minutes: Wait..what’s [...]

I hate being a girl

sareen — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 06:21:30 +0000

I’m sure there’s going to be a part two for this comic.. Happy Adha and have a wonderful day dear readers!

Our “greatest” Lebanese achievement

sareen — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 06:21:49 +0000

Before you guys complain, the point of the comic is definitely not belittling Amal Alamuddine. Goodness knows she’s a highly accomplished barrister in her own right. I just find it a shame that a lot of Lebanese people seem to ignore this and instead obsess over “celebrities” and appearances. Would any of us have even [...]

“Awesome” future advice dad!

sareen — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 07:35:36 +0000

Sorry but I agree with dad on this one. Edit: Hey guys, I don’t really agree with dad. I really do think love trumps all money! I was just being silly when I wrote that I agree with dad hehe!

I feel sorry for ALL parents

sareen — Mon, 08 Sep 2014 06:16:49 +0000

I keep hearing insane school costs and the above number is not an exaggeration. This is an actual number I heard for NURSERY! Can you believe it?!

How to shut your kid up

sareen — Mon, 01 Sep 2014 06:35:51 +0000

Have your parents ever given you weird answers to just shut you up? I’d love to hear those stories! In other news, it’s my birthday today, so what are you getting me?!?!?! (hint, a Ferrari is a good start)

Your Brain During Meetings

sareen — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 06:16:51 +0000

Ahem..if anyone from my work is reading this, of course this DOESN’T happen to me! I’m ALWAYS concentrating during our lovely meetings!

Oh I’ll get Exposure?!

sareen — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 06:11:35 +0000

So how many of you get these types of requests? Tell me your story!

Lebanese Guide to Complaining

sareen — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 06:17:44 +0000

For those of you who need a translation “kess ekht hal balad” can be summed up as f*ck this country although that’s not what it literally means. It’s literal definition is…somewhat confusing. P.S that awkward moment when you ask your dad to proof read and he corrects your spelling of “kess”. Thanks dad.

It BURNS!

sareen — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 06:20:19 +0000

I don’t think I’ll ever understand this strange tradition. In other news, my stylus pen is still broken (don’t ask me how I had to draw this, it was hell I tell you). So hopefully I can buy a new one this coming week, those things are expensive though!

Different types of Lebanese Kisses

sareen — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 06:34:01 +0000

Not to mention the “hammer kiss” whereby your grandma proceeds to head butt your face every time she kisses you! *owie* P.S the “two kiss” greeting is actually the way the French greet each other and we’ve also somehow adapted that as well. But since no one knows when to use which…greetings get awkward…very awkward.

Oh my God you’re Armenian?!

sareen — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 06:20:11 +0000

Oh if you guys only knew the number of times I get asked these questions…

What REALLY Goes on in Lebanese Nightclubs

sareen — Mon, 14 Jul 2014 06:08:58 +0000

You’ve all seen those pictures of the “Beirut” nightlife, and what goes on in clubs, and how AMAZING it all is. Well…sorry to bust your bubble but here’s my take on it. P.S apparently I have NO idea how to draw faces that are SQUASHED together!

“Gambling” in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 06:22:58 +0000

Sorry if it’s too dark for a Monday morning! Have a safe week!

Oh God…it’s Wedding Season!

sareen — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 06:28:48 +0000

Dear brides, I promise we’re not jealous. We’re just broke by the time we make it to the wedding! Now can you imagine doing this 5 times in one summer?!

Different Types of World Cup Fans

sareen — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 06:21:39 +0000

So tell me, where do YOU fit in?

Lebanese CV Nightmares

sareen — Mon, 16 Jun 2014 06:19:22 +0000

On a “serious” note, what’s some weird things you’ve seen in ANY CV?

When websites take it TOO FAR!

sareen — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 06:28:27 +0000

Bait links. I hate them. I hate them so.very.much. I swear this morning I already saw 5 of them in my Facebook newsfeed. “See this cat? You won’t believe what happens next”. What? It cleans its butt? “See these 4 women on stage? You won’t believe what happens next”. What? They PERFORM on stage? “You’ll [...]

Sums up my experience with this show!

sareen — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 06:34:45 +0000

Sorry today’s comic is for Game Of Thrones fans only! We’ll resume normal comics next week. Also, I didn’t watch last night’s episode yet. So please NO spoilers!

NEVER ask woman this question!

sareen — Mon, 26 May 2014 06:32:05 +0000

Uhm…I’m guessing Layla and Kareem never change their clothes?

How to Get More Facebook Likes!

sareen — Mon, 19 May 2014 06:14:46 +0000

Ladies I’ve FINALLY found the answer to all your worries! You can thank me later!

What turns men on before and after marriage!

sareen — Mon, 12 May 2014 06:36:19 +0000

Married men, do you confirm?

Before and After Smart Phones!

sareen — Mon, 05 May 2014 06:19:47 +0000

I’m guilty of this…*hides*

Lebanese women and eyebrows

sareen — Mon, 28 Apr 2014 06:20:31 +0000

I always resist the urge to yell “IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GOING TO DIE!” whenever I see these women sporting these huge eyebrows! This comic is the ONLY explanation I can accept to WHY they heck they would this to themselves!

A Guide To Lebanese Politicians!

sareen — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 06:10:07 +0000

Am I missing any?? Happy Easter ladies and gents!

False Advertising!

sareen — Mon, 14 Apr 2014 06:21:39 +0000

I never understood those ads…who are these women that are singing and dancing during their periods?! P.S I should never write Jingles to ads.

Worst nightmare!

sareen — Mon, 07 Apr 2014 06:25:39 +0000

I..I got no words for this weird comic You know what else is twisted and weird? My Facebook page, so go ahead and like it!

Oh He’s Just Jealous

sareen — Mon, 31 Mar 2014 06:09:11 +0000

She does look kinda hawt, amiright? Anyone? You know what’s even hotter? My Facebook page! So go ahead, give it a like.

Foreigner’s Guide to the “Dabke” dance

sareen — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 07:14:06 +0000

So next time you’re at a party or a wedding, I promise you, you’ll see at least 5 of the above categories of people. Have a great Monday!

How to be an Ass on the Plane

sareen — Mon, 17 Mar 2014 07:16:41 +0000

I’m sure a lot of you have crazy passenger stories. Would love to hear some in the comments down below! Have a lovely Monday!

Lebanon “Sucks”

sareen — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 07:22:49 +0000

I think we’re the only country that’s THIS bi-polar! Have a lovely week everyone!

Foreigner’s Guide for Driving in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 07:22:16 +0000

Basically folks, the rules are, there ARE NO RULES (I’ve always wanted to say that)! This is the second part of my “guide” to foreigners.Check my previous article: Guide to Lebanese-English for Foreigners Have a wonderful Monday everyone!

Politics is so boring

sareen — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 07:16:26 +0000

You know what’s NOT boring? My Facebook page ! So go ahead give it a like. I promise it won’t hurt! Have a lovely Monday everyone!

You can’t play with him! He’s….

sareen — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 07:11:43 +0000

Is it sad that I know a LOT of parents that think this way? I bet some of you do too.

Weird Lebanese-English Guide for Foreigners

sareen — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 07:06:49 +0000

To my Lebanese readers, any more you can add to the list?

Driving safely in Lebanon

sareen — Mon, 03 Feb 2014 07:06:03 +0000

Sorry about depressing you guys on this Monday morning! But I really think this is the poster this country REALLY needs.

Life is TOO short

sareen — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 07:39:45 +0000

On another note…where the heck are they even sitting?! Have a lovely Monday!

Why Programmers are Secretly Vampires

sareen — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 07:21:33 +0000

Not a word of the above is false. So you’ve all been warned, MUAHAHA!

Killing Our Culture

sareen — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 07:38:02 +0000

A little over a week ago a library in Tripoli was burned because … well… to be honest I shouldn’t continue that sentence. There should be NO reason to burn down a library! Shame on those who have done this stupid act. There’s now a fund raising project that is trying to come up with [...]

Merry Armenian Christmas!

sareen — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 07:43:44 +0000

Yup…socks…we get socks… I’d like to take this opportunity to wish my family and those observing the Armenian Orthodox faith a very Merry Christmas! Have a great week everyone!

New Years Eve Lebanon Vs the World!

sareen — Tue, 31 Dec 2013 07:23:03 +0000

Admit it, you’ve all at one point sat in front of the TV on New Year’s Eve, and listened to Michel Hayek “predict” the future and talk about a hurricane or something “huge” that’s going to happen in a big country. ADMIT IT! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!

Christmas Miracle Part 5

sareen — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 07:25:05 +0000

And this concludes our comic! I hope you guys enjoyed the Christmas special. If you want to re-read the special from the beginning here’s the first comic to it Christmas Miracle Part 1 Tune in tomorrow for one final New Years comic to end the year with some smiles Have a wonderful day everyone.

Christmas Miracle Part 4

sareen — Fri, 27 Dec 2013 07:12:43 +0000

Wow Kareem…you’re supportive aren’t you? The last part of this comic will be posted on Monday! Meanwhile you can find the rest here Christmas Miracle Part 3 Christmas Miracle Part 2 Christmas Miracle Part 1

People to Avoid on Christmas

sareen — Tue, 24 Dec 2013 12:47:34 +0000

A surprise comic for you folk! So make sure to watch out from these type of people

Christmas Miracle Part 3

sareen — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 06:20:01 +0000

It’s all in his look. That smug…smug look. Part 4 of this series will be posted on Friday and the last part will be posted next Monday! And just to refresh your memory, you can re-read Part 1 and Part 2 as well. Have a beautiful Christmas everyone! Lots of love to all you fine [...]

Christmas Miracle Part 2

sareen — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 07:44:53 +0000

Oh Elie…insensitive much? And what the heck did you pack under that jacket?! Come back Monday to see how this continues! I already tweeted this earlier, but last night I was watching Talk of The Town on MTV. They had the singer Elissa on. The best part of the show was when the producers decided [...]

Christmas Miracle Part 1

sareen — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 07:38:14 +0000

Holy heck Karen’s got some moves on her! Meanwhile today marks the start of my Christmas story series. Every year I create a Christmas special. Hopefully this year’s will be as fun as last year’s! Here’s a link to last year’s: Secret Santa P.S. seriously guys, if you’ve got clothes or blankets to donate for [...]

When Lebanon Competes with Dubai

sareen — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 07:45:50 +0000

I’ve joked about this before on Twitter. I don’t understand this constant competition of Lebanon with Dubai and the constant comparison they try to make. Honestly, it’s hilarious. It’s as if Lebanese are always shouting out “Hey look at us, we’re so more awesome than you, look, LOOK, we have the biggest plate of hummus! [...]

Men and Women in the Morning

sareen — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 07:23:27 +0000

I always felt a little bad for men. They have a HUGE limitation on how creative they can get with their looks. Women can transform themselves into a different person every day! P.S you DON’T want to see me in the mornings.

TV crew beaten at Lebanese Customs Agency

sareen — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 17:27:11 +0000

Today the TV crew from Al-Jadeed was beaten up and detained by customs agents. Here’s a link to read more about it click here

Aww you DO love me!

sareen — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 07:24:05 +0000

Wow…erm..Maya I think that should be the last thing on your mind right now… What are some love expressions that make you laugh? I know a million hilarious ones in Arabic!